Hey there, fellow procrastinators.
I'm Heather (in case the blog title didn't give that away)
I'm 15, livin' that "you're too young to make these decisions, you're too old to not be making these decisions" stage of life, sadly.
I'm dating a huge fuckin' dork that I'm crazy about and head over heels for (9/24/14)
aaand yeah. that's about it.
So I told my bf about my love of Tim Burton films and he gave me this shirt he had.
How sweet is that? Just aghhh. c:
Uterus, I do not understand your need to have a baby. We cannot afford a baby. I do not want a baby. Hell you wouldn’t even be happy if we had a baby. I find these temper tantrums you throw every month we don’t have a baby absolutely unacceptable.
whats the deal with old grandmas who get offended by the word penis but have like 11 kids
girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket
having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry
none of you can do it discreetly anyways
we see you
everyone sees you
meeting peoples moms for the first time is so intimidating because i cant tell if theyre a strict mom or a laid back mom and as i ride in their car i have to slowly figure out what breed of mom they are