The name's Heather, but feel free to call me the most amazing person you'll ever meet. c; I'm kidding. If anything, I'm probably the lamest piece of shit on the planet. Anyways, yeah, I reblog a bunch of random stuff that catches my eye, makes me laugh, or is part of one of the many, many fandoms that I'm in. I'm still not sure how I ever got past 5 followers tbh. Why am I even typing this? Nobody ever reads these things anyways. but in the slight chance that you ARE reading this, could you maybe possibly check out my deviant art and leave some comments on what you think?

My art isn't the greatest compared to many others, but please check it out. My DA is TheSketchManiac

whitebeyonce:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

(Source: anus)

67-kaz2y5:

I could be a billionaire and I’d still illegally download music  

sluttyoliveoil:

*ends every piece of advice with “idk though” so that its not my fault if i ruin ur life*

missingtooth:

looking in the mirror after the anaconda video

missingtooth:

looking in the mirror after the anaconda video

simplycameronc:

mexicansblog:

hopeissuffering:

fuzzykitty01:

orangewave:

bakamic:

izzy-sukeban-jones:

if you cut the tip off, how do you seal it when you save it for later?

^^^ Seriously. How do you store it after you open it?

Step one: step two: 

Y’all need Jesus. 

or even more easy way?

step 1

shots are currently being fired

this made me laugh so hard tbh

simplycameronc:

mexicansblog:

hopeissuffering:

fuzzykitty01:

orangewave:

bakamic:

izzy-sukeban-jones:

if you cut the tip off, how do you seal it when you save it for later?

^^^ Seriously. How do you store it after you open it?

Step one: step two: 

Y’all need Jesus. 

or even more easy way?

step 1

shots are currently being fired

this made me laugh so hard tbh

circumcising:

I LOVE LEARNING BAD THINGS ABOUT PEOPLE I DON’T LIKE

“faster,” i moaned. “why won’t this page load faster?”

(Source: nygaards)

bigb00tyh0:

tardisexuality:

do not trust people who get excited about halloween they may in fact be skeletons

But were all skeletons

(Source: transisted)

Anonymous asked:

I'm a girl and Feminism is bullshit. No matter how hard you're gonna yell about it on your little tumblr blog women will never be equal to men. Itll stay that way.

reallylameblog:

reallylameblog:

I…….don’t even know how to respond to this message…aside from tellin u to wake the fuck up jfc

You know what I reread this and this was 100% sent by a guy

(Source: lilkimbra)

godless-vegan:

handsomedogs:

This is my American Pit Bull Terrier puppy, Ziva, at 3 months old. She loves getting her nails painted at my work! 

That poor baby’s ears. People are so cruel.

godless-vegan:

handsomedogs:

This is my American Pit Bull Terrier puppy, Ziva, at 3 months old. She loves getting her nails painted at my work! 

That poor baby’s ears. People are so cruel.

pinkhairandbubblegum:

surprises:

how to get over a crush

  • imagine them in a fedora
  • ur welcome

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IT DIDN’T WORK

lundayy:

snorlaxatives:

waking up and realizing you still have more time to sleep

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Why the fuck would I dance while I still have more time to sleep???

wuhtver:

If you don’t think these are the greatest than you’re lying