So, hey. I'm Heather. I'm 15.
Welp, according to this one test thing that I took on this one website, I am "Predominantly heterosexual, but more than incidentally homosexual." So, yeah. I'm a mostly straight, but slightly gay, Demisexual to be exact.
Uhh, well, I'm really quiet to those who don't know me. But, if you really get to know me, you'll see that I probably belong in an insane asylum.
Uh, so, yep. I reblog stuff to do with fandoms, stuff that makes me laugh, things that I can relate to, etc. I follow back.
Uh, what else? Well, if you're reading this, you should go check out my deviant art: TheSketchManiac ...it'd mean a lot.
And so yeah. Stay awesome, you freaks. Alright. Bye, my lil fucknuggets! <3
Tumblr, please read this and signal boost this post.
Missing 11-year-old, Caitlyn Virts was abducted by her father, Timothy Virts, 5 minutes from my house in Dundalk, Maryland (Dundalk is located in Baltimore County, Maryland). Everyone I know has each gotten the Amber Alert on their phones, and are spreading the word all over social media.
Caitlyn’s father abducted her and police think she’s in danger because she is NOT supposed to be with him. The Amber Alert is in association with a homicide of the little girl’s mother, Bobbie Jo Cortez.
A lot of people are calling police whenever they see a black, 1999 Dodge Durango. The actual license plate is 5AJ4458. Caitlyn is described as 5’0”, approximately 80 lbs. and is possibly wearing glasses. Timothy Virts is described as being 6’3” and 280 lbs.
You can read more about it here.
Please spread this like wildfire. C’mon, Tumblr. I’ve seen you do this before.
Anthropologist Horace Miner, explored a culture called the Nacirema. They part-take in strange body-rituals that he describes as the following
- Men scrape and lacerating the surface of their face with a sharp instrument
- Women shove their heads into small ovens for about an hour
- Most in this society tend to believe that the human body is ugly and do everything they can to change it
- They are fascinated with the mouth and seek a holy-mouth man who painfully enlargen any decaying holes in the teeth
- The people go to this temple, where a medicine man jabs them with needles and inset wands into their mouth
- The fact that these temple ceremonies may not cure, causes pain and may even kill, doesn’t decreases the people’s faith in the medicine men.
- A witch-doctor helps to exorcise the devil in people’s head. Mothers are usually suspected of putting a curse in their children’s heads.
- The patient simply tells the “listener” all his troubles and fears, beginning with the earliest difficulties he can remember.
- The memory displayed by the Nacirema in these exorcism sessions is truly remarkable.
- It is not uncommon for the patient to talk about their troubles going back to the traumatic effects of their own birth.
Are you getting the catch here?
What’s Nacirema spelled backwards?
American. Think about it.
Men scraping their faces= shaving, Women putting their heads into ovens= women drying their hair in the old-fashioned machine, Holy mouth man= dentist, Temples=hospitals, Witchdoctor= psychiatrist
This piece was a satirical story written in order to prove a point. Just because it’s strange to someone doesn’t mean it’s not completely ordinary for someone else.
Anyway, hope you enjoyed and learned something.
Before I get into it, just know the pictures just serve as visual representations, not actual pictures
Okay so anyway, evidence for this theory is the following:
THE FACT THAT HUMANS ARE SO HAIRLESS:
Only two kind of habitats give rise to hairless animals, an aquatic one and a one below the ground (a naked mole rat for example)
The suggestion that humans have become hairless to prevent overheating has been rendered false because hair can act like a defense against the sun.
This is why camels retain their fur even in the hot dessert environment.
OUR FAT CELLS
We have ten times the number of fat cells as expected in an animal our size. Only two types of animals have large fat cells: hibernating and aquatic ones.
In hibernating it’s seasonal fat, but in aquatic it’s all year round. It’s unreasonable to think that we evolved this feature in land because large fat pockets would have just slowed us down.
Primate babies are always born slender, but human babies start to develop fat even before birth.
WALKING ON TWO LEGS
So we’re the only mammals that have developed bipedalism. This is a surprise, because walking on 2 legs vs. walking on 4 legs is very disadvantageous. It’s slower, unstable, our organs are vulnerable to damage.
One theory is that if our habitat was flooded, we’d have to walk on two legs to keep our heads above the water.
The only animal who has ever evolved a pelvis like ours, the swamp ape, used this method.
We have conscious control over our breathing. Every other land animal doesn’t. Mammals like dolphins and seals also conscious control because it tells them how deep they are going to dive and they can estimate how much air they need to inhale.
Our body is so wasteful of salt and water. Think of tears and our way of sweating. Other land mammals don’t have this. Water mammals do however.
Okay anyway I hope you learned something.
Also please remember this is a hypothesis. It’s been severely criticized and may be false.
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omfg i hate my dad’s computer he has a fucking profanity filter i feel like i’m on goddamn neopets or something
LOOK AT THIS SHIT OH MY FUCKING GOD
Please ask your dad where he got the profanity filter at. I am going to do this to everyone’s computer. PLEASE TELL ME
IM GONNA SHIT MYSELF THEY HAD SOME PEOPLE IN MORPH SUITS PRETEND TO BE MONKEYS
im dying of period cramps on the sofa and i heard someone in the kitchen and assumed it was my mom so i yelled I CAN FEEL MY UTERUS PULSING HELP and my dad came into the room with the most horrified expression on his face
i found this on my bed
Is the all caps letters a dad thing? Cause i have never seen a dad not do that.
wait oh my god that’s true fuck